Tuesday, November 30, 2010

So why's your life jank?

Today my phone# was deactivated & my doorknob fell off...

yep

Monday, November 29, 2010

So why's your life jank?

So the asthma meds I take make me sleepy. So sleepy that my alarm won't wake me up. So when I do wake up, Bio has already started.....oops.....

Monday, October 25, 2010

my life is stupid

So why's your life jank?

my life is just jank. in general sense of the word. bad things just happen to me. like how i thought i forgot my id at home over break so spent $20 on a new one only to find it in my bag this morning. and like how i was up until 4 last night writing a paper and studying for a quiz and a test that were all today, sacrificing the book i had to read for my seminar, and then getting called on first to explain what the key aspects of the book were...and then blanking on the test that i had studied for that i had the period after because i was so frustrated at my jank, jank life.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

SERIOUSLY???!?!??!?!?!?

So why's your life jank?

so me and my friend ordered chinese food tonight (the second time in three days....nbd). I order a small beef with broccoli. The food comes. They give me a large instead of a small. And guess whats missing? The beef. Yeah.


I went on a date last night with someone I now realize reminds me of Andrew Emil

my life is jank

Sunday, October 3, 2010

jankjankjankjankjankjank

So why's your life jank?

thursday was just an all around jank day. i woke up 15 minutes before my first astro exam. jank. in gym, which is basketball, we were given the chance to get out of class early if we all made a lefty lay-up in a row. the first 3 people made it. i missed. jank. during gym, i got bashed in the head with a basketball. hard. jank. i realized when i got back to my dorm, i got a question on the exam completely wrong. like completely wrong. jank. i went to take a much needed nap and woke up at about 1:35, which is 15 minutes after the lunch doors close and 3 hours before they open for dinner. jank. and throughout the day, i managed to drop my phone and have the 3 pieces (phone, battery, back) spread out across the floor a total of 7 times. yes, i kept count because it was that jank.

my life is indeed jank.

Monday, September 20, 2010

overslept....NOT

So why's your life jank?

my classes started at 9:30 today so last night i decided to get to bed early. wake up early, take my time getting ready, eat breakfast, and get to class with time to spare. this morning, I open my eyes and see that its 8:00 and i'm very proud of myself, so i give myself and extra 5 minutes. I open my eyes again and its 9:15. I do a double take, jump out of my bed, grab my toothbrush and stuff, I had to skip my shower and breakfast, I power-walked to class, which is all the way to the other end of campus (cuz who the hell runs to class anymore), only to figure out that, idk why, but I had looked at my ipod time, which for some reason was 30 mins ahead, and it was actually 9 when I got there. so I was 30 mins early for class, which was not enough time to go back, shower, get food, and get back to class on time. so i just sat there. and then the teacher was like 5 mins late.

my life is jank.

granted, i've gotten up 15-20 mins before class quite a few times so far so it wasn't surprised about sleeping through my alarm. which is why i didn't double check. ugh.

Friday, September 10, 2010

So why's your life jank?

So I get an email saying the job I wanted is no longer hiring (why is it still listed on the work-study website? jank). So I email another guy asking for an interview for another job. He doesn't respond (jank) so i go to his office and ask for an interview. We set one up for today at 1 pm. When I got there there is a sign on the door saying "Professor___ will not be in Friday, September 10th." So I go back to my dorm to check my email and see if he had sent me an email telling me this. He hasn't. I got stood up by my interviewer and I need a job to pay for books and stuff.

My Life Is Jank

DMV Fail

So here goes:

I get up this morning to take my road test. After taking a 45min train ride and waiting on line at the road test site for and hour we finally get a tester. I get out of the car to talk to this perfectly nice lady who of course instructs us that I can't take the road test without the original of the drivers ed certificate. Where's the original? The lady at the DMV insisted on taking it and giving me a photocopy when I got my permit. Aggravating. The lady at the road test says that if I come back before 11:00 (it was now 9:45) I can still take it today. She says I should go back to the DMV office in the city and then come back (as if there was actually time for that).

So off I go to find an original. We figure that the DMV would be a waste of time so we just try to get a duplicate. The driving school doesn't give duplicates - that's done through the high school. The guy in the business office at the school is very religious and is gone for the second day of rosh hashana (with his phone off). The nice lady in the business office tried to find the form to give me - but they appeared to have run out because of so many people asking for duplicates (and the guy who actually does this isn't there).

So we call the DMV - on hold for an hour (being asked if we knew about the next best deal! 8 times) - told to call the oversight office for the test sight. Call the office - who does have the authority to override the schedule and get me an appointment so I can take the test - but wouldn't be able to issue a license w/o an original form.

So not only did I not take it this morning now, but I wont be able to take the test until I come back for winter break. Assuming I actually get a duplicate. On the up-side I suppose is that to schedule the test I can just call the oversight office and bypass the idiotic internet system.

Feel free to laugh - My Life is Jank.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Still here...

There's no need to come home for rosh hashana as I STILL haven't left yet

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

So why's your life jank?

because after 5 years, 2 dalton classes, all it took was half a can of red bull and I finally understand Edward Said's Orientalism. And i still hate him.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

one of those Becca moments

So why's your life jank?

My life is jank because I got rejected from two acappella groups and coped by climbing shelves, being too scared to come down, and winding up stuck behind a fence on top of the freshman studio for an hour

and that's why my life is jank. because i go to art school

Thursday, September 2, 2010

I bought a new computer for college and now can't connect to the internet without the ethernet cable in my living room. My life is jank.

Testing... one, two, three

My life is jank